Moritorium

All the wallpaper calenders for National Novel Writing Month this year are crap. Crap I say! I can't have any of that on my computer screen. Where did all the creativity go? Gah - I will make some tonight. Right now I have one on my screen from 2009. Because that was when people who knew how to make them worked. I've assumed they all died. Now it's my turn. look out world - here goes everything!

In life there are many things we must face that we do not wish to do. Society would say just grin and bear it - but I - an upstanding individual of my own race entirely (I swear I'll explain  later) beg to differ. If you've got to go through something then you should take a lesson from me - I know. 'I've been there'. You might find that once you've completed my course you'll be well on your way to achieving perfection. Step One: Make a fuss. That too difficult? Maybe you're not clear on what a fuss really is. I'm not going to go look up the urban dictionary form for you - you've obviously access the internet, go do it yourself you lazy spur.

Okay. I... I guess I'm back on the dating scene. Not really. I was never really on that horse, which shouldn't be taken as a dirty pun, but someone is going to say it so I might as well recognize the fact that people have dirty minds. I'll deal with that one later. Actually, I'm back on deviantart. I left - guess. I didn't really plan to leave, I just stopped going on it. I think that is for the better considering the desire to wonder around on this site can me compulsive and compulsions are addictive and make my stomach upset. Sometimes. I  really don't know what I'm talking about. Anyway, while I was off sort of living a life several artis